Welcome to our updated online store! Thanks to CafePress.com, we are now offering a number of products with unique graphics on them. Most of them are naughty, but we do have some clean ones. We have a wide selection of Beaver designs, sign designs, muff designs, and many more. We have something for everyone including kids and mothers-to-be, and even dogs. Please enjoy a browse through our naughty store. You’ll find it quick and easy to order anything you like!

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Mommy Beavers Get More Wood Happy Mother's Day from Naughty Beaver Wear.	I'm A Mother Give Me Another Celebrate Mothers Day with the Naughty Beaver's "I'm A Mother, Give Me Another!" product line.	ChickenHead Here's a fun shirt for the chickenheads out there.
BEAVERMANIAC When you really love beavers you know you're a "BEAVERMANIAC".	Beaver Freak!! For all of the beaver lovers out there we have the Naughty Beaver's "Beaver Freak!" products.	Yummy Beaver!! Here's a great idea for yourself or for the women in your life who just has the most delicious beaver! "Yummy Beaver!!"
My Wood Do Your Beaver Good Another spin on our "My Wood - It Does A Beaver Good!" design. It's our "My Wood - It'll Do Your Beaver Good!" line.	Voted Best Wood! It's the Best Wood Award. "Voted Best Wood By Beavers 3 Years In A Row!"	ALLSTAR BEAVER!! The perfect gift for someone else or for yourself to let everyone know you have an "ALLSTAR BEAVER!!"
Advisory - Naughty Beaver Our "Parental Advisory - Naughty Beaver!" is a fun design that is great on a thong, or even on our shirts and other items.	Mental "Drop Down" Do you ever think that maybe people need to have a "little mental drop down box" that they should use before they act? Here's the Naughty Beaver's "Drop Down" box!	Beaver Power We've all seen those "girl power" stickers, but what are they really saying? It's all about "Beaver Power".
Beavers Like Old Wood Best!! Here's a fun one the old guys will like. It's our "Beavers Like Old Wood Best!" selection.	Old Beavers Like Wood Too! The Naughty Beaver says old people can be just as naughty as the young ones, and this is the perfect gift for yourself or for the baby boomer in your life.	Show Me Your Beaver Day! You can't blame the men for finding whatever reason they can to see your beaver. Here's yet another ploy to see your beaver!
I'm The TILF The Students Want For that sexy teacher in your life, or for yourself if you happen to be that sexy teacher, you'll love our "I'm The TILF ALL The Students Want!" line.	TYLF We've all heard of MILFs and I'm sure most people have heard of TILFs. How about the TYLFs though? Teacher You'd Like To Fuck!	TILF We've all heard of MILF's and I'm sure many have heard of TILFs. Well the Naughty Beaver just had to do a TILF selection.
Naughty Beaver Of The Year!! We couldn't just have our "Beaver Of The Year" selection, without also having our "Naughty Beaver Of The Year!" design.	Beaver Of The Year!! Here's another license plate inspired design. It's the Naughty Beaver's "Beaver Of The Year!!" design	American Pornstar The Naughty Beaver thinks there should be an American Pornstar show!
Socailism: Spread The Wealth To AIG!! We're hearing a lot about socialism these days. Something about spreading the wealth. Seems like spreading the wealth means give it to AIG!	Irish Beavers Are Magically Delicious!! A St. Patrick's Day design you'll have a blast showing off. It's the Naughty Beaver's "Irish Beavers Are Magically Delicious!!" line.	Paula's Boobies Are My Idols!! American Idol has some great talent to watch, but even if all the contestants weren't there to watch we'd always have Paula's breasts to look at!
Adam + Country = WTF Adam Lambert on American Idol definitely has talent, but when he "performs" country it's definitely a case of WTF!	Recession? Not For 73 AIG Execs 73 AIG Executives received bonuses of over a one million or more dollars after receiving the bailout, which was funded by our tax dollars, from the government. They obviously aren't in a recession.	Recession? I Work For AIG! In the middle of a recession AIG gave out $165 Million in executive bonuses. Evidently, they aren't affected by a recession! .
Tunnel Thongs! Here are a few fun Tunnel Thong designs you'll love to wear and maybe even show off!	Beaver On Board Here's a fun spin on the baby on board signs you see on cars. It's the Naughty Beaver's "Beaver On Board" design.	My Beaver Tastes Good Here's a fun oral sex one for the ladies. It's the Naughty Beaver's "My Beaver Tastes Good Like A Good Beaver Should" selection.
Addicted To WoW!! The most played game of the year last year was World of Warcraft. Some would say it's also an addiction. Here's our "Addicted to WoW!" design complete with Total Time Played.	Naughty Beavers Get More Wood!! All the women with the Naughty Beavers know what's up. They know "Naughty Beavers Get More Wood!". Get this design and let everyone else know.	National Naughty Beaver Day We need a National Naughty Beaver Day! Canada has a National Beaver Day on the last Friday of February. I say we do it right and make it on June 9th!
CA Economic Stimulus Plan California is talking about legalizing marijuana as an answer to it's budget problems. How Naughty!!	My Wood Is Magically Delicious!! It's St. Patrick's Day and the Naughty Beaver is celebrating with another St. Patrick's Day design. It's our "My Wood Is Magically Delicious" line.	RELAX - Toke It Up Phelps Does! Another fun one for the Michael Phelps fans. It's our "RELAX - Toke It Up! Michael Phelps Does!" designs.
RELAX - Smoke A Bong Phelps Does So Michael Phelps got caught smoking a bong. I guess if everyone is going to make a big deal about it we should make some shirts!! :)	Danny's Okie Gokey We all know who's going to win American Idol. It's a no-brainer. Of course it's going to be Danny Gokey and we think he's okie dokie!	My Wood Does A Beaver Good My Wood It Does A Beaver Good!
Beaver At Play A fun sign design to add to your wardrobe. It's the Naughty Beaver's "WARNING - BEAVER AT PLAY" products.	Beaver Crossing Yes, the Naughty Beaver has a "Beaver Crossing" design too. How can we not have one? :)	May You Be In A Beaver... Here's another fun St. Patrick's Day design from the Naughty Beaver. It's our "May You Be In A Beaver A Half Hour After The Bar Closes!!" products.
Fly Your Pocket Rocket Here's a fun "space" themed one. It's the Naughty Beaver's "Fly Your Pocket Rocket Into My Wet Hole!!" design.	Beavers Like My Wood Best!! Beavers Like My Wood Best!!	Your Wife Said You Could Have Your Nuts Back!! We all know "that guy" who is all whipped, and definitely does not wear the pants in the family. Here's a design you'll love to wear around "that guy". "Your Wife Said You Could Have Your Nuts Back!!"
Fukame A fun made up Japanese word for sex, only this design actually has the Japanese Kanji symbol for sex in the background. It's our "Japanese For Sex: Fukame" design.	Sukame Japanese for Blow Job - Sukame	Irish Beavers Get More Wood Irish Beavers Get More Wood!!
ISWALLOW License Plate A naughty license plate design for the ladies. It's our "ISWALLOW license plate" design.	I Love My Wife... She Swallows!! Husbands, share your love for you wife with the Naughty Beaver's "I Love My Wife... She Swallows" design.	Stimulate Me!! With all of this talk about an economic stimulus they've seem to have forgotten about other more important stimulating. It's our "Forget The Economy... Stimulate Me" product line.
Prevent Breast Cancer Here's a great design you'll love to have just for the fun of it as well as to raise breast cancer awareness. "Help Me Prevent Breast Cancer - Feel My Boobies!	Recycle Your Condoms The Naughty Beaver realizes how important it is to recycle and wants to spread the word with our "Save The Environment Recycle Your Condoms!" products.	Prevent Prostate Cancer The Naughty Beaver can also be a healthy beaver. It's our "Prevent Prostate Cancer Masturbate Daily" items.
Her Beaver Is Magically Delicious! Someone liked our "My Beaver Is Magically Delicious!" that they suggested a similar St. Patrick's day one; "Her Beaver Is Magically Delicious!"	My Beaver Is Magically Delicious Another fun St. Patrick's Day design from the Naughty Beaver. It's our "My Beaver Is Magically Delicious!" selection.	Give Me A Pearl Necklace Celebrate Mardi Gras and Fat Tuesday with the Naughty Beaver's "Screw The Beads Give Me A Pearl Necklace Instead" product line.
Kiss My Beaver It's Irish! Celebrate this St. Patrick's Day with the Naughty Beaver's "Kiss My Beaver It's Irish" selection.	I "Heart" BEAVER License Plate Another naughty license plate design by The Naughty Beaver. It's our "I 'Heart' BEAVER" products.	On A Hoe Again... On A Hoe Again... I Just Can't Wait To Get On A Hoe Again...
Your Beaver Is A Blessing The Lord worketh in mysterious ways, and he blesses us when we don't even know it. He even blessed us with beavers. "Your Beaver Is A Blessing From The Lord!"	Roses Are Red How about a "naughty" Valentine's Day Poem. "Roses Are Red Violets Are Blue I Long All Day To Be Inside Of You!	Your Stimulus Package The government is stuck on giving out as many stimulus packages as they can. Funny thing is we aren't seeing much from that. Here's what we think; "Your Stimulus Package!" with an arrow pointing down.
RELAX - Play With My Beaver!! For those women who hate to see those around them stressed out we have the "RELAX - Play With My Beaver!!" design.	I "Heart" 69 License Plate Going along with the naughty license plate you always wanted, but can't have theme, we have the "I Heart 69 License Plate" design.	RELAX - Play With A Beaver What is it with some people who are always stressed out? Here's a suggestion from The Naughty Beaver for them; "RELAX - Play With A Beaver!!"
RELAX Get Laid!! We've all seen those people who stress out WAY TOO MUCH. The Naughty Beaver's answer to them; "RELAX Get Laid!!"	I Love Boobs License Plate Another license plate you would like to have, but can't. It's our "I Heart Boobs" License Plate Design.	Wood Beaver = Good Times Who doesn't like a good role in the hay? All you need is a little wood, a willing beaver, and you have GOOD TIMES! It's our "My Wood Your Beaver Good Times" design.
Save The World Wear A Condom Some would argue that the world is over-populated and something needs to change soon. The Naughty Beaver's "Save The World Wear A Condom" design is one way to help the cause.	He Likes My Beaver Best! You know how competitive some women are.. Ok, maybe all of them. Here's a fun one for the competitive women. "He Likes My Beaver Best!!	Member Vaginaholics Anonymous For the Vaginaholics out there The Naughty Beaver has "Member Vaginaholics Anonymous - It's Been 3 Days Since My Last Piece Of Ass!!"
I'm A Vaginaholic!! So maybe being a vaginaholic isn't such a bad thing. The Naughty Beaver doesn't think so, and has this design for all those vaginaholics out there. "I'm A Vaginaholic!!"	Don't Be A Butthole!! Remember when you were a kid and the big thing to call someone was a butthole. Here's the Naughty Beaver's tribute to that fond childhood memory. "Don't Be A Butthole!!"	Soap Up The Butt!! We all need a little reminder every once in awhile to practice good hygiene. Here's the Naughty Beaver's Reminder; "Practice Good Hygiene. Soap Up The Butt!!"
I'd Rather Be Riding A Beaver A Naughty Beaver fan submitted this idea and we loved it. It's the "I'd Rather Be Riding A Beaver" line.	Grow Some Nuts Already! This was comment made by a friend at the Super Bowl and The Naughty Beaver decided it would be perfect. "Grow Some Nuts Already!!	Christian Beavers The Naughty Beaver really does have something for everyone. Here's one of our additions for the Christians who are fans of the Naughty Beaver! "Christian Beavers Get More Wood!!"
IPERVU License Plate Another one of the Naughty Beaver's license plate designs, this is our IPERVU addition.	69WTHME Here's a fun design to show off that will turn heads. It's our 69WTHME license plate design.	Rub My Beaver!! It sure feels good to have your beaver rubbed. And it can be a lot of fun to rub a beaver. Enjoy our "Rub My Beaver!!" Line.
Love My Beaver We liked "Love Your Beaver Give It Wood!!" so much we decided to create a similar one. It's our "Love My Beaver Give It Wood" design.	My Beaver Wants A Playmate! We all know how much beavers like to play. Shouldn't they have playmates? The Naughty Beaver thinks so. Here's our "My Beaver Wants A Playmate!!" products.	My Beaver Thinks It's A Mink For those women who like their beaver shaved we have this creative design that was submitted to us from a Naughty Beaver Fan. "My Beaver Thinks It's A Mink!!"
I Don't Do One-Night Stands We've all heard it before; "I don't do one night stands". Here's a fun twist to wear to the bar. It's our "I Don't Do One Night Stands. Come Home With Me And We'll Have Sex Tonight And Tomorrow.	Prevent Lung Cancer Smoke My Penis Here's A fun lung cancer awareness shirt, with a twist. "Prevent Lung Cancer. Smoke My Penis!!"	Your Penis Is A Gift... Here's a fun one that is also an educational. It's our "Your Penis Is A Gift. Wrap It Before You Share It!!"
I Want Some Cowboy In Me! Hey ladies, how about a shirt that says "I Want Some Cowboy In Me!!" What a great thing to wear next time you go to the country/western bar.	Help Me Prevent Prostate Cancer. Have SEX With Me! A 2003 study concluded that the more men ejaculate between the ages of 20 and 50 the lower the risk of prostate cancer. So "Help Me Prevent Prostate Cancer. Have Sex With Me!!"	Eaten' Out Strangers. Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout The Dangers! You just never know what you can get for going out and having oral sex with just anyone. "Eaten' Out Strangers. Let Me Tell Ya 'Bout The Dangers!!"
Prevent Lung Cancer Smoke A Cock Number one cause of lung cancer is cigarette smoking. Stop smoking cigarettes and smoke a cock instead! It's our "Prevent Lung Cancer. Smoke A Cock!" products.	Let's Do Lunch Then Each Other! Another pickup line; this one is sure to win them over. It's our "Let's Do Lunch Then Each Other" line.	My Place Then Yours!! Next time you go to a bar wouldn't it be fun to have a shirt with the pickup line on it for ya? A great ice breaker and you wont even have to say it yourself. It's our "How About My Place Then Yours!!
Everything Wrong Smoke A Bong Here's a fun one for the pot smokers out there. "Everything Going Wrong? Smoke A Bong!!"	Don't Drink I Inhale!! What is about drinking being ok, but smoking a joint or a bong is so bad? For those that would rather smoke than drink the "I Don't Drink I Inhale" products are for you!	Member Bald Beavers Club Yes, We all love a bald beaver. We've even created a bald beavers club. It's our "Member - Bald Beavers Club!!" products.
How About A Blow Job? We all know how nice it is to get a blow job. And, of course you love giving them. It's our "How About A Blow Job? I'll Even Let Ya Swallow!!" products.	Kiss My Pooper!! One could always say kiss my ass, or kiss my butt, but how about "Kiss My Pooper!!".	Save A Horse Ride Me!! What is up with some of the christians who think just because they are christians they can be assholes. Here's how we feel about that; Jesus Loves You, But I Think You're An Asshole!!"
Jesus Died - Asshole Here's another one for the christians out there who may need a little reminder that just because they are christians it doesn't mean they should be an asshole.	Jesus Loves You - Asshole What is up with some of the christians who think just because they are christians they can be assholes. Here's how we feel about that; Jesus Loves You, But I Think You're An Asshole!!"	Kiss My Pucker!! Sure you could say Kiss My Ass, but why not be different and say, "Kiss My Pucker!!"
Tickle My Beaver!! Beaver's like to be tickled. It feels good. Let them know what you want with our "Tickle My Beaver!!" apparel.	Your Tongue My Beaver!! Here are some great products for the women out there who love oral sex, because women do enjoy receiving as much as giving. It's the "Your Tongue My Beaver!" line.	Kiss My Beaver For Luck A version of our Rub My Beaver For Good Luck, it's the Naughty Beaver's "Kiss My Beaver For Good Luck!"
Kiss My Beaver For Luck A version of our Rub My Beaver For Good Luck, it's the Naughty Beaver's "Kiss My Beaver For Good Luck!"	Girlfriend Beaver Of The Month Award! Another "Beaver Of The Month" design. The "My Girlfriend Received The Beaver Of The Month Award!" merchandise will be a great gift for yourself or someone else.	Wife Beave of The Month Award We've all seen those "creative" my kid received this award or that award bumper stickers. This is a fun variation of those bumper stickers; "My Wife Received The Beaver of the Month Award!"
I Yell Out My Name When I Masturbate! Here's a fun one the naughty beaver came up with one lonely night by itself. It's the "I Yell Out My Name When I Masturbate" design.	Bare Your Beaver! Who doesn't like a bare beaver? It's the Naughty Beaver's "Bare Your Beaver!" products.	Happiness Is A Naughty Beaver! Everyone likes a naughty beaver. You might even say "Happiness Is A Naughty Beaver!"
See My Husband Jack Hoff A great shirt or gift to have for the play on names. Also a great item for those women that like to share their husbands. It's our "You Should See My Husband, Jack Hoff!!"	My Lips Your Beaver!! For those who love performing cunnilingus we have another version of our "My Lips Your Beaver" line. A great gift idea for yourself or for other oral sex connoisseurs.	Your Lips My Beaver! For the women who enjoy oral sex, we have another version of the "Your Lips My Beaver!!" design. Who out there doesn't enjoy cunnilingus?
My Lips Your Beaver! For those who love giving a woman oral sex as much as receiving, we have the "My Lips Your Beaver!" products. A great idea for the cunnilingus lovers.	Your Lips My Beaver!! For those that enjoy oral sex we have the "Your Lips My Beaver!!" products.	Have You Seen My Husband, Jack Hoff Another one of the Naughty Beaver's play on the Jack Hoff name. The ladies will love wearing our "Have You Seen My Husband, Jack Hoff?
Do Black Men Choke Their Turkey? Sure it's a stereo type that Black Men are well endowed, but there's a lot to that one. If White Men Choke Their Chicken, Do Black Men Choke Their Turkey?	I Had A Dream It's a guy thing. They dream and they get erections. It's the Naughty Beaver's "I Had A Dream. And, While I Was Dreaming I Had An Erection!"	Would You Like To Watch My Husband, Jack Hoff? Here's a fun play on names. It's the Naughty Beaver's "Would You Like To Watch My Husband, Jack Hoff?" products.
Spank My Monkey! We all know we like to fantasize about others when we masturbate. It's our "I Think About You When I Spank My Monkey!!" products.	Have Beaver Will Travel Have Beaver Will Travel!!	It's Stuff A Muff Day!! What day is it? It's Stuff A Muff Day!!
Love Your Beaver Give It Wood! Love Your Beaver Give It Wood!!	Happiness Is A Buff Muff!! There's nothing like a buff muff. They're Yummy.	I'd Rather Be Playing With A Beaver!! I'd Rather Be Playing With A Beaver!
Will Work For Beaver We've all seen the "Will Work For" Signs. Well here is a fun take on that sign. Here's our "Will Work For Beaver" clothing and merchandise.	I'm Not Wearing Panties Here's a fun one for the women who don't like to wear panties. The Naughty Beaver "I'm Not Wearing Panties!!" product line is for you.	Spank My Beaver There's nothing like the feeling of getting you beaver spanked. Let them know you want it with these items from the Naughty Beaver Store.
Exceeding Expectations? We've all been there. We get our yearly review and we're told how much we've exceeded expectations, but we don't see any benefits from it.	Infant/Toddler Section The Naughty Beaver even has products for infants and toddlers. Take a browse through are items for the younger members of the family.	Muff Buffer Almost as good as having a muff buff is buffing a muff. For all those that enjoy buffing the muff, it's our "Muff Buffer" products.
Maternity It's plain to see when a pregnant woman's beaver has been naughty. It's the Naughty Beaver's Maternity Section.	Lick My Lips!! Lick My Lips. And, you know what lips we're talking about. If you don't, well let's just say they aren't the ones you talk with.	Stick A Cock In It!! A fun spin off of the "Stick a sock in it" saying. It's our "Stick A Cock In It!!" Line.
I'd Rather Be Stuffing A Muff!! Who wouldn't rather be having sex? It's the Naughty Beaver's "I'd Rather Be Stuffing A Muff!!" line.	I'd Rather Be Buffing A Muff For those that enjoy buffing a muff, whether it be with your tongue or fingers, the "I'd Rather Be Buffing A Muff" product line is for you.	Stuff My Muff!! Yes it feels good to have the muff stuffed. Let them know what you want with the Naughty Beaver "Stuff My Muff" products.
Wet Beaver Is A Happy Beaver Beavers really like to be wet. They're the happiest when they are wet.	Has Your Beaver Been Spanked Who doesn't like to spank a beaver or have their beaver spanked.	Dog Stuff Here at the Naughty Beaver Store we know that dogs like to be naughty too. This is the section for all of the dog lovers!
Buff The Muff!! It feels good to have the muff buffed. Tell everyone to buff the muff with these products from the Naughty Beaver Store.	Suck My Butt!! Why say "Kiss My Butt" when you can be say "Suck My Butt"?	Wanted: Muff Diver!! Women like receiving as much as the men do. Here's a design for the women looking to receive; "Wanted Muff Diver!!"
My Beaver Itches!! We know plenty of men who seem to constantly be scratching themselves, but hey women itch too.	Ask Me About My Banana Trick Who would have thought that the Naughty Beaver likes Bananas. And, what about tricks you can do with bananas? Here's our "Ask Me About My Banana Trick!!" design.	How About That Banana Trick How About Showing Me That Banana Trick!!
I Pick My Nose We all do it. No need to feel bad, especially if it feels good. And, no I'm not talking about THAT. It's our "I pick my nose when you aren't looking" products.	Oops Beaver Burp!! One of the Naughty Beaver's more crude ones. It's our Oops My Beaver Burped design.	Panties Are For Sissies Men aren't the only ones who don't like wearing underwear. This is the design for the women out there who don't like wearing panties.
My Boobies Itch!! So we all know how much guys scratch themselves. Women have place that itch also. This is the design for the women.	Wanted: Salad Tosser It can be pretty hard to find a good salad tosser these days. Hopefully this product line will help you out!	Holy Goat!! A fun spin on the saying "Holy Cow", it's our "Holy Goat" items.
Lick My Balls We've all heard the term kiss my ass. Here's a bit more of crude term of a similar nature. It's our Lick My Balls design.	Alien From Outer Space Here at Naughty Beaver we always wondered what was with the whole "NOTW" thing. Then we found out it was a christian thing. Here we were thinking it meant Alien From Outer Space!!	Lick My Sack!! Here's a great one for those guys who just want to say it and not worry about whether it's rude or not: Lick My Sack!!
Don't Be A Cry Baby Another version of our "No Cry Babies" design. These are our "Don't Be A Cry Baby" items.	No Weenies!! A version of our Don't Be A Weenie products. It's our No Weenies items.	No Cry Babies!! No one likes a cry baby. If you're the type that always seems to run into them, this is the design for you.
Don't Be A Weenie!! There's nothing worse than people who are weenies. If you're tired of weenies this is the design for you.	I Think About You When I Masturbate	Pain In The Penis A different angle on don't be a pain in the ass. It's our "Don't Be A Pain In The Penis".
Bone Your Hoe How about a twist on the row row row your boat tune. It's our "Bone, Bone, Bone Your Hoe" version.	I Am A Dog Ok Guys. You all know how women are always calling you dogs. Well now it's time to accept the fact the you are dogs and let them know with these products.	Breasts: Definition of We all know how much men love breasts. Here's the perfect shirt to tell men ALL about them. It's our Definition of Breasts products.
Job Wanted: Muff Buffer There are plenty of people out there who would love to be a professional Muff Buffer. Here's the design for all of them.	Help Wanted: Muff Buffer Another version of our "Job Wanted: Muff Buffer" design. It's the Naughty Beaver's "Help Wanted: Muff Buffer" products.	Let's Skip Tea This is the perfect design for those who enjoy tea bagging. And who doesn't?
Ride Your Ass We've all seen that bumper sticker "If You're Gonna Ride My Ass At Least Pull My Hair". Well this is a fun and bit of a crude take on that bumper sticker.	I'd Rather Be Playing With Your Beaver!! I'd Rather Be Playing With Your Beaver!!	Cunnilingus 101 So it's back to school time everyone. To get into the spirit of the moment we've created this design. It's our "Classes Start Today. Cunnilingus 101" products.
A+ Beaver Care Here's a spinoff from the A+ businesses we always see". Its' our "A+ Beaver Care" design.	Dripping Beaver Ranch We don't know if there really is a Dripping Beaver Ranch, but if there was one it would be the coolest ranch ever. Maybe there is one somewhere in Nevada!	She Kissed My Penis Another one of our "I Liked It" Designs. This one's for the guys; "She Kissed My Penis, And I Liked It!!"
Lick Her License The official lick her license. Enjoy some fun products with this design.	I Kissed A Beaver Similar to our "He Kissed My Beaver And I Liked It" is this new line; "I Kissed A Beaver And I Liked It"	Kissed My Beaver You know what's it like after you've had someone kiss your beaver. You're thoughts are "Whoa, I like that!!" Here's a shirt to celebrate that moment of your life. :)
Kiss My Penis Month One to add to our "Month" theme, it's our "Kiss My Penis Month!!"	Feel My Boobies Month This one was sent in as a request. We liked it so much we're going to run with it. Who wouldn't want to feel the boobies? We say it should be feel the boobies month every month.	Play With My Beaver Month Here's another design to go with our "Month" theme. It's our "It's Play With My Beaver Month!!" design. Sure to be a fun addition to your wardrobe.
Kiss My Boobies Month Our "It's Feel My Boobies Month" design has been such a hit that we decided to add to it with our "It's Kiss My Boobies Month!!" design.	Kiss My Beaver Month Here's an addition to our fun "month/date" shirts. It's Kiss My Beaver Month!!	Fun Signs A fresh and fun look at road signs and "Please Don't" signs.
Make Up For Your Stupidity We all know people who act stupid and then expect everyone around them to be ok with it. Let them know what you think with these products.	Come Here!! "Come Here" is one of those playful designs for those wanting to direct their men right where they would like them to cum.	They're Double D's This is our "They're Double D's. Next Question" products. For those women who are tired of always answering that first question out of a guys mouth; How big are your breasts?
They're C's Next Question What's the first thing a guy asks a woman when they are talking online? You all know what I am saying. How big are your breasts? Here's the answer!!!	Nice Huh ... You Should Feel Them!! For all those women who have a nice rack and know it. For all those women who catch guys looking at their breasts. Our "Nice Huh... You should feel them!!" products are just for you.	You Call Me A Cumslut... You Call Me A Cumslut Like It's A Bad Thing!
Yes I Swallow!! Any Other Questions? So after the question of "How big are your breasts?", what is the next most asked question? You got it; It' the Naughty Beaver's "Yes I Swallow!! Any Other Questions?" design.	Yes I Swallow Any Other Questions? Yes I Put Out Any Other Questions?	If You Really Love Me You'd Swallow!! A great design for those men who might like a little help with persuading there significant other to finish the job. Some might say finish the job right.
Naughty Ninja Beaver Here's something that was designed for people who enjoy collecting Ninja stuff. If that is you, this is your design. Our fun and witty Naughty Ninja Beaver.	If I Let You See My Penis Will You Suck It Too!! If I Let You See My Penis Will You Suck It Too!!	If I Let You See My Beaver Will You Kiss It Too!! If I Let You See My Beaver Will You Kiss It Too!!
The Gay Section Naughty Beaver Wear does it's best to have something for everyone. Are you gay? Do you know someone who is gay? This is the area for you. Enjoy a peak!	Happiness Is A Woman Who Swallows This is the typical "guy" design. You know how much you guys like a woman that swallows. This is the design for you.	Rub My Beaver For Good Luck!! We've all heard the saying "rub my tummy" or "rub the budda" for good luck. Why not "Rub My Beaver For Good Luck!!"
Warning!! These are some fun "Warning" designs for you. We have: I Brake For Boobies, I Brake For Beavers, I Brake For Wood, and more.	Whip Your Beaver Into Shape. Join My Beaver Boot C Another one developed for Rock1053 in San Diego's Hero of The Week. This is a fun one that everyone can enjoy. Whip Your Beaver Into Shape. Join My Beaver Boot Camp.	You Just Want Me For . . . We've got a number of You Just Want Me For... shirts. These designs include: You Just Want Me For My Beaver!!, You Just Want Me For My Penis!!, You Just Want Me For My Wood!!, and more.
I Like Tossing Salads. Can I toss Yours? Here is the section for all of those people who enjoy tossing a good salad. You know who you are. This is the shirt for you. Have fun with it!	Have Fun Beaver Shirts Have Fun Play With A Beaver!! Have Fun Play With My Beaver Today!! Have Fun Bring Your Beaver Out To Play!! Have Fun Let Your Beaver Out To Play!!	You Know You Want Me. . . A variation on the "I know you want me shirts", the "You Know You Want Me..." designs have something for everyone. There are even some clean ones.
Put Out Or Get Out!! Put Out Or Get Out!!	Put Out Or Go Home!! Put Out Or Go Home!! When you just want to quit hinting around and let them know what is really on your mind. This is the shirt for you. !	Everything Meat Whistles!! Here's the place to go to get your fill of Meat Whistle Products. We've got "Meat Whistle Auditions!!", "Wanted: Meat Whistle Players", and many more.
You Call Me A Dog Like It's A Bad Thing!! The women have "You Call Me A Bitch Like's It's A Bad Thing". It's only fair that the men have "You Call Me A Dog Like It's A Bad Thing!!".	...Beavers Get More Wood!! We've got a whole line of ...Beavers Get More Wood!! Shirts. Here you'll find shirts with designs such as these: Blond Beavers Get More Wood!! Bald Beavers Get More Wood!! Asian Beavers Get More Wood	Punch Lines Here you will find shirts with some of your favorite punch lines. Wear them and you'll have people noticing them and saying "Hey, I know the joke that came from."
How About Some Wood For Your Beaver!! How About Some Wood For Your Beaver!!	Boob Shirts Here the ladies will find shirts designed to show off their boobs. Hey if you have a nice rack, why not bring attention to it.	Back, Face,Tits, Where Do You Want It? Another raunchy one for you. This is for those people who like to shoot their load wherever they can, but are still courteous enough to ask!
I Know You Want Me!! Here you will find a number of designs with the "I Know You Want Me..." theme. Some are more risque and some are just down right raunchy. Enjoy perusing the different designs.	Dude, That's So Healthy!! Dude, That's So Healthy!!	Dude That's So Loose!! Dude That's So Loose!!
Bald Is Beautiful Shave Your Beaver Today!! Who doesn't like a bald beaver. Bald Is Beautiful - Shave Your Beaver Today!!	Wood - It Does A Beaver Good! Wood - It Does A Beaver Good!!	Stuff The Muff There's nothing quite like the feeling of a stuffed muff. We all like it whether were stuffing or being stuffed.
They Don't Know. They're A Democrat!	I Know Everything. I'm A Republican!! I Know Everything. I'm A Republican!!	Yes I'm Cool. I'm A Republican!! Yes I'm Cool. I'm A Republican!!
Yes I'm Cool. Just Look At All My Tattoos!!	I Like Beavers They Taste Good!! I Like Beavers They Taste Good!!	Open 24/7
Help! My Pants Have Fallen Help! My pants have fallen and I forgot how to pull them up.	Show Me The Beaver Show Me The Beaver!!	Let's Play House
Yes I Am A Dog	Show Me The Beaver Show Me The Beaver!!	Be A Flirt Lift Your Skirt
Has Your Beaver Been Kissed	Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt	Biker Beavers Get More Wood!! Biker Beavers Get More Wood!!
Happiness Is A Bald Beaver!! Happiness Is A Bald Beaver!!	Happiness Is A Wet Beaver!! Happiness Is A Wet Beaver!!	Lick My Beaver! Lick My Beaver!!
My Wood Your Beaver!! For those men who want to share with the women that they are "willing" to share their wood.	My Beaver Your Wood! My Beaver Your Wood	Wanna Pet My Beaver Wanna Pet My Beaver
Beaver Connoisseur For the ladies and gentlemen who fancy themselves beaver connoisseurs.	Can The Beaver Come Out To Play For the men and women who would like to play with the Beaver.	Naughty Beavers Club Member Naughty Beavers Club
First Annual Beaver Show First Annual Beaver Show Inquire Within	Wanna Play With My Beaver? Wanna Play With My Beaver?	I've Got The Beaver For those women looking for some wood, these are the products for you. It's our "I've Got The Beaver. Where's The Wood?" design.
Beaver Taste Test Who doesn't like a tasty beaver? And who doesn't like having their beaver tasted? It's the "Research Participants Wanted: Beaver Taste Test!!" product line.	Mommy Beavers Get More Wood!! Celebrating Moms with our "Mommy Beavers Get More Wood!!" Products.	Be Nice To The Beaver!! Be Nice To The Beaver!!
Repeal Prop 8 The whole proposition 8 thing out in California is just crazy. Here's a design focused on reversing proposition 8.	Jesus Loves Me! We all know a jesus freak or two. Here's a design that you'll love to have if you are in the mood to mess with the jesus freaks.	A Monkey For You For the animal lovers out there we have the "Are you an animal lover? I've got a monkey you'd love to see!"
	Wankers For Christ! Here's a design for the devoted Christians out there. It's the Naughty Beaver's "Wankers For Christ!" product line.
Has Your Beaver Been Kissed License Plate Frame $14.99		For The Love Of Beavers License Plate Frame $14.99
Play With A Beaver License Plate Frame $14.99	Happiness Is A Wet Beaver License Plate Frame $14.99	Go Fast...Go! You'll Be The Winner (Bumper) $4.49
Support Big Oil Drive Fast Sticker (Bumper) $4.49	Support Exxon Mobile Sticker (Bumper) $4.49	Go Fast...Go! You'll Be The Winner!! Sticker 10 pk $31.99
Support Big Oil Drive Fast Sticker (Bumper 10 pk) $31.99	Support Exxon Mobile Sticker (Bumper 10 pk) $31.99	Support Big Oil Drive Fast Sticker (Bumper 50 pk) $106.99
Go Fast Go.. You'll Be The Winner!! (Bumper 50 pk) $106.99	Support Exxon Mobile Drive Fast (Bumper 50 pk) $106.99	Whip Your Beaver Into Shape Dark T-Shirt $22.99
Open 24/7 Classic Thong $12.99	Has Your Beaver Been Kissed License Plate Frame $13.99	Be A Flirt Lift Your Skirt License Plate Frame $13.99
Yes I Am A Dog - A Purebred Poonhoud White T-Shirt $19.99	Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Fitted T-Shirt $19.99	Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt Organic Cotton Tee $20.99
Member Shaved Beaver Club License Plate Frame $13.99	Member Bald Beaver Club License Plate Frame $13.99	Be A Flirt Lift Your Shirt License Plate Frame $13.99
Happiness Is A Wet Beaver License Plate Frame $13.99	Happiness Is A Bald Beaver License Plate Frame $13.99	Vandeene Elementary Alumni License Plate Frame $13.99
Kinky Beavers Get More Wood - License Plate Frame $13.99	Alien From Outer Space - License Plate Frame $13.99	Naughty Beaver License Plate Frame $13.99
Your Beaver My Wood License Plate Frame $13.99	Elementary Alumni License Plate Frame $13.99	My Beaver Belongs - Jr. Ringer T-Shirt $20.99
My Beaver Belongs - Jr. Spaghetti Tank $20.99	My Beaver Belongs - Classic Thong $11.99	My Beaver Belongs - Women's V-Neck T-Shirt $19.99
My Beaver Belongs - Jr. Jersey T-Shirt $22.99		My Beaver Plays Well W/ Others Jr. Ringer T-Shirt $20.99
Cum Here Women's Tank Top $18.99	Cum Here - Classic Thong $11.99	Cum Here Classic Thong $11.99
Cum Here - Jr. Spaghetti Tank $20.99	Cum on 'Em Women's Tank Top $18.99	Don't Just Stare - Jr. Spaghetti Tank $20.99
Let's play Mutual of Omaha Jr. Spaghetti Tank $20.99	Mutual of Omaha - Beaver - Spaghetti Tank $20.99	My Beaver Likes It Wet - Women's Tank Top $21.99
My Beaver Likes it Wet - Classic Thong $11.99	My Beaver Your Wood - Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99	My Beaver Likes it Wet-Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99
Naughty Beaver Mousepad $14.99	Naughty Beaver - Women's Tank Top $21.99	Naughty Beaver - Classic Thong $11.99
Naughty Beaver Jr. Spaghetti Tank $20.99	Naughty Beaver Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99	Nauhgty Beaver Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99
Naughty Beaver Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99	Naughty Beaver Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99	Touch Them Already-Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99
100% Lean Beaver - Women's Tank Top $18.99	100% Lean Beaver Jr. Spaghetti Tank $20.99	100% Lean Beaver Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99
100% Lean Beaver - Classic Thong $11.99	100% Lean Beaver-Women's Plus Size V-Neck T-Shirt $28.99	My Beaver Plays Well With Others-Women's Light T $18.99
My Beaver Plays Well Women's Cap Sleeve T-Shirt $19.99	My Beaver Plays Well W/ Others Jr. Spaghetti Tank $20.99	Trucker Hat $14.99
White T-Shirt 18.99	Naughty Beaver Classic Thong $11.99